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Take it easy, my horny little goblin! I am finally about to give you an answer to “what is a blowjob?”
I bet that sometimes thoughts concerning riding VR clips might seem to you like real gatecrashers. In the end, just imagine this scenario for a second - you are at work doing paperwork. And then, all of a sudden - it comes. Oftentimes, literally. You don’t even have time to react. Your piece of equipment pierces your trousers tearing the material apart. How? The thought of lollipop VR porn videos that you will watch afterwards crossed your mind and… voila! nothing can be done anymore. Don’t cry over spilt milk, though! Personally, I have met many folks who got fired because of this but you know what? They are happier now. Being laid off means nothing more, nothing less but having more time for experiencing 3D cumshots VR clips. And when you find yourself at such a stage in life… Asking “what does a blowjob feel like” will seem simply ludicrous. After all, you will get it every single day.
