No wonder you came here. On the internet, you will find very few reliable sources on standing sex positions
We all can stand, there is no doubt about it. Okay, unless you are incapacitated. Then, let me warn you - this article won’t catch your interest. Yet, for most of us it is quite easy, isn’t it? Okay, once we agreed on it, we can move on. But what if one of our girls asked you to have fun with her while standing? What if in Scarlett Alexis VR scene you were tasked with the following assignment - show the lady in front of you all the standing sex positions you know? That would be quite a conundrum, wouldn’t it? Without proper guidance first, you would, at a guess, feel quite helpless - at least I would if I were in your shoes. We don’t want that, do we? In the end, whenever you come to taboo VR porn videos you wish to enjoy yourself, without thinking whether you can do standing sex or not. It has to be natural. And that is precisely what I will be aiming at in this article. You better get ready chaps!
It is a prevalent error to overlook standing sex positions in your education
School. Let’s talk about it, shall we? Honestly, I can’t stand what the educational system looks like nowadays. Just today I’ve stumbled upon a quote I am truly fond of. It goes like that:
„And lastly, it is an unloving miscomprehension of youth to believe that it finds pleasure in freedom: its deepest pleasure lies in obedience”
Sure, at the very first glance, its connection to standing sex in naughty VR clips might seem dubious but stay with me. Haven’t I told you already quite a lot about Sartre’s point of view on freedom and how we are all scared by it? School, luckily for all of us, takes it away from us. Of course, it proclaims how we are all living in the realm of freedom. But then, what does it do? Certainly, it doesn’t tell you „Go and do what you love - today’s appointment for you is to learn standing sex positions”. Ha, of course not! What does it do, though? It tells you to study maths or geography, without mentioning masturbation VR porn for a single second. Do you really believe that’s the way young males should be shaped? C’mon
Unless you unleash your sexuality with standing sex you will never know what life is all about
I understand it might be challenging to untangle all the misconceptions regarding your sex life when you sit down to it. Oftentimes, it is simply better to leave it intact. As a matter of fact, that is what most people do. Sweep the problems under the carpet, you know. That’s the thing the majority is into. Not on Swallowbay dear reader, not on Swallowbay. In pissing VR such a solution won’t work, sorry not sorry. You either learn standing sex or you will feel miserable. I wouldn’t be taken aback if you told me you have never done it before. In fact, even in Japanese VR porn it takes place quite rarely. Why is that, though? Why is standing sex so uncommon? My answer to that is - because people don’t know how to do it. Yes, it is that simple. They prefer to go vanilla instead of getting carnal. Sad? Yes. Real? More than anything.
Standing sex positions titillate you not without a reason. Let me explain
There is something sexy about being unconventional. You know, going against the grain is original, riveting. No wonder you are curious about people who can have fun in standing sex. Personally, I am interested in them as well. In the end, is there anything better than fucking a hottie in compilation VR on a wall? She doesn’t have any possibility to escape your huge shaft, being pressed against it. There is only you, her and traction out there. All the physical forces work in your favour. Can something go wrong? No, unless you learn standing sex positions first. Otherwise... Ouch, dude. It might hurt you, even in mature VR porn. Why am I mentioning it? Due to a simple reason - these girls are more skilled than anyone else in the industry. And even with them standing sex might get frustrating if you don’t know how to do it. So better knuckle down to work!
Yes, yes, I know. The number of variations of standing sex positions might be overwhelming
Yet, you’ve got us, so you might consider yourself a lucky one. Especially, since standing sex can add to your experience an erotically charged twist. It might seem quite unintuitive at first - but in the end, what does it change whether you are standing or sitting in cyber VR clips - you will get blown up anyway. And whereas it is true and, as far as I am concerned it is infeasible to deny the veracity of that statement, you should also consider something else. Would you say that a girl you choose doesn’t matter as well? Whether it is Penelope Kay VR porn or Blake Blossom VR clips? Well, you will get sucked dry anyway, won’t you...? Yet, something seems off here. If you can’t point out what exactly is that, let me give you a hint. The finish doesn’t matter that much. The process does. Yes, exactly - standing sex should be considered from the Buddhist outlook. I know, I know - again buddhism bullshit! Nonetheless, stay with me, okay? Really, when you grasp what I am talking about right now not only will your standing sex experience get better, but also every big tits VR porn as well. They are interconnected with each other. The sooner you notice these connections, the faster you will understand the magic behind standing sex positions. Ready?
